Sometimes I think about being able to split myself in two people. And by sometimes I mean, I think about it a lot. Mostly in ways to remain lazy. Currently my favorite split personality fantasy is when my alarm goes off in the morning at 5:30. I set it for that time because what I should do is get up and work-out, but what I really do is reset it for 6 and think about how nice it would be to split myself. Wait. That doesn't sound right.
So here is how it would go down. My unconscious self would get up and go work out while my conscious self would go back to being unconscious. So I guess both myselfs would be unconscious. How lazy am I? My fantasies are of me being lazy. Wow. My fantasies are totally achievable!!
I was actually able to drag my conscious self up to finally put that shelf in the pantry. It was all very technical. The first thing you have to do is find a stud. I couldn't find one so I had to do it myself. HAHAHAHAHA! Oh goodness, I slay myself.
And then viola! You have a pantry shelf: