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Thursday, March 25, 2010

My conscious and unconscious self.

Sometimes I think about being able to split myself in two people.  And by sometimes I mean, I think about it a lot.  Mostly in ways to remain lazy.  Currently my favorite split personality fantasy is when my alarm goes off in the morning at 5:30.  I set it for that time because what I should do is get up and work-out, but what I really do is reset it for 6 and think about how nice it would be to split myself.  Wait.  That doesn't sound right.

So here is how it would go down.  My unconscious self would get up and go work out while my conscious self would go back to being unconscious.  So I guess both myselfs would be unconscious.  How lazy am I?   My fantasies are of me being lazy.  Wow.  My fantasies are totally achievable!!

I was actually able to drag my conscious self up to finally put that shelf in the pantry.  It was all very technical.  The first thing you have to do is find a stud.  I couldn't find one so I had to do it myself.  HAHAHAHAHA!  Oh goodness, I slay myself.

No, really.  First thing is to get some tools.  I hate this drill.  It drives me insane.  But it was free so I really can't complain.  Well, I really shouldn't complain.  And then you like, drill some holes and screw some screws in.
And then you get distracted by a freakish screw.
Look!  It has a parasitic twin!!  Perfect opportunity to use my cameras macro feature:
Yeah, and then you get back to what you are doing which is really just a lot of screwing and in my case stripping out a lot of screws.  Oh my!  This post sounds so dirty!!

And then viola!  You have a pantry shelf:
It's like magic!!


Anonymous said...

Would you come to my house and fix a few things?

twelvedaysold said...

Why yes, I would love some popcorn.

Birdy The Mighty said...

Looks awesome. I did love the stud line. You crack me up. well, i kinda grinned... well okay, my lip twitched.

Close enough, right?

Mona said...

Oh gosh, this post had me cracking up all the way through. Thanks for a great start to my day! ^_^